I received the following message this week from my Beloved friend. I hope that it will get your day started with a good
laugh or two as much as i do... However, when you think about it, the message is
true indeed! So let us take a look at:
HEAVEN'S ENTRANCE EXAM
A man dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter
meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Ok,
here's how it works. You need 100 points to
make it into Heaven. You tell me all the good
things you've done, and I'll award you a certain
number of points for each item, depending on
how good it was. When you reach 100 points,
you get in."
"Okay," the man says...."I was married to the
same woman for 50 years and never once
cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says Saint Peter, "That's
worth three points!" "Three points?" he asks.
"Well, I attended church all my life and
supported its ministry with my tithes and
service."
"Terrific!" says Saint Peter, "That's certainly
worth a point." "One point?!!
Hey, I started a soup kitchen in my city and
worked in a shelter for homeless veterans!"
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points, "
Saint Peter says. "Two points?!!" the man
cries.
"At this rate, the only way I'm going to get
into Heaven is by the Grace of God!"
"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!"
___________________
Okey thanks for reading.smile
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Have a nice Saturday my friends,now I wish to make you laugh today.lol
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